Tastes like chicken

There's this story I have been following in the news recently and it's quite disturbing.
There was this bus travelling through Canada with 37 people on board and they made a stop some place so people could pee and have a fag. Then they all got back on the bus and about 20 minutes later one of the passengers went berserk and starting stabbing the guy next to him. Lo and behold everyone bolted from the bus, the bus driver managed to lock the bus door and disable the engine so the crazy man couldn't drive away. Then the dude starts hacking up the body of his fellow passenger and even manages to remove the head of his victim. By now police have arrived wondering what the fuck is going on and when the dude notices them he starts taunting them waving his new friend, the severed head, around! Hilarious, I know! But that's not all, apparently now a police recording of one of the officers communicating back to base (or whatever) has been leaked onto the net and he says that he can see the attacker eating parts of his victim's flesh... Well now I know what the problem was, the guy was just hungry! See what starvation can do to a guy! Imagine if all the starving children in Africa snapped like that. There would be no one left! They would have all eaten each other. The horror. Maybe someone in Mugabe's faux government will snap and eat him. That'd be cool. Anyway, this crazy dude, like all crazy dudes, prior to his episode was a completely normal guy! Whodathunkit!
Neighbour #1: Oh he was such a nice man, quiet but cleanly dressed.
Boss: He was very puntual, polite and we had no odd suspiscions about him.
Well you know now. Don't think bus killer will have a job to return to when he goes home or a wife for that matter.

There's crazy people every where. Moral of this story, don't sit next to weird Chinese guys on buses in Canada with 100 pieces of beef jerky strapped to your body. It's never gonna work out to your advantage.