Tight Squeeze

Only in America would 26 cheerleaders get stuck in a lift. In a clever attempt at getting the world to see them as having brains at least half the size of their chests these brainiacs decided to squeeze as many cheerleaders as possible into an elevator. The point of this exercise is unclear. The result was that the elevator doors closed and went down one floor but then would not open. Hilarity resulted with 26 cheerleaders going mental; screaming, texting, calling 911 and just generally freaking out. Unfortunately someone did come and rescue them. Though I think it would have been kinder to humanity to have left them there to rot with their pom poms. The less stupid people there are in the world, the better it will be for the rest of us.